Chapter 1534: I'm Your Big Brother-in-Law
the man in the floral shirt, staring at the equally stunned man. Ye Fan said calmly, "Cheers or a penalty drink"This sentence is exactly what the man's subordinate just said to Ye Fan."Do you know who..."You want me to bring out the iron plate"
After hearing what Yang Xiao wanted, Duan Lingxing was stunned.
If Yang Xiao hadn't mentioned the iron plaque, she would have already forgotten about taking such an iron plaque from room number seven of Zhilong Mountain.
What's so good about this metal plate It's just a heavy, lifeless piece of metal. On one side, it's inscribed with the two characters "畜生" (animals) in small seal script. On the other side, there's a depiction of an ancient woman from noble status carrying a hoe on her shoulder and a flower basket in her hand
Oh, there's also a three-legged incense burner on top, with three incense sticks. The incense burner is carved with some messy, milky patterns.
It's just a piece of metal plaque. What's there for Yang Xiao to ask for
Though Duan looked simple and foolish on the surface, his mind was racing with thoughts.
Even the dimmest person, encountering Yang Xiao almost being strangled to death and then demanding this iron plaque, would realize that this thing is definitely not as simple as they initially imagined.
It's definitely not simple either.
Maybe I was thinking too simply.
If this nameplate were merely a piece of metal, devoid of any significance, even if its material were incredibly precious, the renowned Shen family of Hancheng, whose wealth was legendary, would not have enshrined it in Room Number Seven.
This thing, it definitely represents something.
What it represents is still quite important!
To be honest, young people's minds are quick. After Yang Xiao's "reminder," Duan Lingxing immediately realized that the thing she had casually picked up was probably very important.
Would anyone be willing to give away something very important to someone else
Duan Xing also had the same thought, awkwardly but politely smiled and said, "I don't know what you mean by iron plate, I've never seen it—"
As soon as she said this, she felt a tug on her hair. Before she could react, her body shot upwards.
"Ah!"
With a yell, Duan Lingxing shot up into the air, his two-meter tall body flipping through the air before crashing head over heels into a large stone.
If this were to happen for real, even if you didn't break your neck, you'd probably get a concussion.
Duan was terrified, and as he let out another scream, he closed his eyes.
She couldn't bear to look at the sight of her head crashing against the rock, she could only close her eyes and wait for the pain to come.
There was no sharp pain.
Instead, a pain like being clamped by a pair of tiger claws came from her right ankle. The descending momentum abruptly stopped. Her head was just centimeters away from the large stone. As her smooth hair flowed down, a metallic clang resonated, like gold and stone colliding.
The iron plaque she had brought out from Room Seven of Zangkan Mountain landed on the stone and splashed a trail of crimson sparks, bouncing toward the river surface.
Just as the metal plate was about to fly into the river, a foot appeared just in time.
The tip of this foot delicately twitched, the iron tag flying upward.
Yang Xiao snatched the iron plaque with his left hand.
Dang, hanging upside down in mid-air, finally opened her eyes and looked up. She was able to stay that way only because Yang Xiao had grabbed her wrist, preventing her head from colliding with the rock.
Yang Xiao grabbed her hair and suddenly lifted her into the air, letting her roll head over heels before falling. He did this just to get at the iron plaque on her body.
Mingming, Yang Xiao only needed to search her body, he could have found it, yet he chose this frightening and extreme method.
Yang Xiao's behavior was simply too much.
To endure is possible, but to forgive is impossible.
Thus, Duan Lingxing became furious and cried out, "You, you just want to take my things! If you had just talked to me properly, I would have given them to you. Why do you have to resort to this Aren't you using your strength to bully me"
Looking at the stubborn little face, tears flying but still staring fiercely at Duan Xing, Yang Xiao was stunned.
She thought she was already a pretty unreasonable and willful representative, but unexpectedly, Duan Lingxing seemed even more so.
He's the one who always refuses to drink the toast but happily drinks the penalty shots, infuriating her, isn't he
Now she looked very wronged and even had the face to question Yang Xiao why he didn't speak properly.
There are many people in the world who have strange tempers.
Take this very situation, for example. If a normal person were to speak politely to Duan Xing, she would refuse the drink and have to take a penalty shot instead. Then, after that, if she continued to angrily question them like that, it's certain they would be driven to exasperation—perhaps even kick her into the river to sober her up.
Yang Xiao is not a normal person.
So after being questioned with "righteous indignation" by Duan Xing, not only did he not get angry, but he also felt that what he had done might have gone too far.
Gan Bao lifted his right foot and placed it on her abdomen. He tightened his grip on her ankle with his right hand, and Duan Lingxing, like a gymnast on the high bar, rotated 180 degrees on Yang Xiao's leg and stood firmly on the large stone.
Before he could even stand steady, before the tears on his face were wiped away, Duan Xing reached out to grab the iron badge from Yang Xiao's hand: "Give it back to me! I risked my life to bring this out, why are you taking it"
Yang Xiao raised his right hand, the one holding the iron token, towards Gao Xu. With his left hand, he grasped her wrist and said with a sneer, "Humph, this thing is not something you can touch."
"How come it's not something I can touch anymore"
Duan tiptoed to reach it, but couldn't. He jumped up on both feet, grabbing it: "If I can't touch it, how can I bring it out from that spooky place—What are you looking at"
Dang jumped around to snatch the iron plate, but suddenly realized something.
Yang Xiao was still wearing his cone hat, with black gauze hanging down from the brim. Duan Xing of course couldn't see her face, nor could he see her eyes.
But Duan Yu could clearly feel Yang Xiao's eyes, though covered by black gauze, staring straight at a certain part of her body.
She instinctively lowered her head and realized that as she jumped around to grab the medal, her chest, too, was bouncing up and down with glee.
As mentioned earlier, Duan Xing's shark skin diving suit was already ripped apart at the chest by Yang Xiao’s finger with ease, revealing her smooth white breasts.
The diving suit was elsewhere, yet it remained perfectly intact.
Is it really so different from the "sexy" leather jackets that legendary nightclub queens wear, just because there's a big hole ripped in the chest exposing the two little rabbits
Especially the way he jumps around erratically, it's simply too, too captivating.
After realizing Yang Xiao was staring straight at her chest, Duan Lingxing felt a blush creep up her cheeks, shame and anger swirling within her. She screamed and slapped him with a resounding slap: "Rogue!"
Suddenly, a sound echoed through the air. Yang Xiao's head tilted back slightly, but the cone-shaped hat he wore was swatted away by Duan Lingxing's slap, revealing her face - so handsome that it would make every dashing man in the world envious to death.
Although Duanzing had known all along that Yang Xiao was male, she never expected him to be so handsome and dashing.
Looking at that face, Duan Lingxing had a moment of stunned silence.
After Duan suddenly and unexpectedly snatched away Yang Xiao's conical hat, a cold killing intent flashed in Yang Xiao's eyes.
She never expected that Duan Lingxing would dare to work with her.
Even the most patient person has their limits.
Moreover, Yang Xiao's temper wasn't exactly pleasant either.
After his conical hat was pulled off, Yang Xiao's first reaction was to leisurely raise his right hand and crush Duan Xing's throat.
Just as her right hand rose, Duan Lingxing, who had been stunned for a moment, suddenly said from his wrist, "Wow, you're so handsome!"
All the cold, murderous intent in Yang Xiao's eyes immediately dissipated with Duan Xing's heartfelt words.
Only what comes out of the mouth is true, unadorned and too quick to be a lie.
If it were you, would you mean to hurt someone who sincerely compliments you on your handsomeness
Of course not.
Yang Xiao, who especially likes being sincerely praised by others, wouldn't...
He had quickly raised his right hand, his fingertips brushing the scattered chin of a fair maiden. With a playful smile, Yang Xiao chuckled and said: "My niece, you have good taste."
Actually, the moment her niece uttered those words at his wrist, she saw a chilling killing intent in Yang Xiao's eyes. Xin'er shivered immediately and whispered to herself, "Am I stupid"
Before the sporadic regrets could fully blossom, Yang Xiao's next move left her stunned.
It took her ten full seconds to come to, and when she did, her eyebrows arched slightly and the corners of her mouth twitched: "You... you just called me what"
"I call you my niece."
Yang Xiao's fingers gently caressed Duan Xing's face, chuckling in approval: "Not bad, not bad. Your skin is so soft and smooth, it feels great. This shows that your Five Elements circulation is normal, you are super healthy—"
He reached out and opened her hand, then Duan Lingxing covered her chest and took two steps back. She wanted to get angry because of the teasing but didn't dare to. All she could do was bite her lip: "What do you want by calling me your niece"
"Because you're Li Nanfang's brother-in-law."
"My name is Li Nanfang's brother-in-law, what's your relationship with me"
Of course it does.
Yang Xiao flicked his left hand, the iron plaque flashed in mid-air, and when it fell, it simply vanished.
Just like magic, Duan Lingxing couldn't help but open his mouth wide and stare with innocent eyes. His clueless look was especially adorable.
Yang Xiao especially liked Duan Xin's kind of demeanor. He explained leisurely, “Li Nanshan and I are sworn brothers, life and death friends. He still has to call me Big Brother. Since you’re his niece, then you are naturally also my niece. I am your brother-in-law.”
" Duan asked tentatively, "Are you the sworn brother of my brother-in-law How come I don't know I seem to have heard that he only has one sworn brother, surnamed Ye, named Ye Xiaodao. He was also a ruffian. But he doesn't look as handsome as you."
"Hmph, Ye Xiaodao What is he, daring to compare his looks to mine."
Yang Xiao let out a cold snort and casually asked, "Did he offend you If he offended you, tell me and I'll go help you kill him. At the very least, I'll gouge out his two eyes and cut off his tongue."
It seems Knife Master got caught in the crossfire.
After scolding Ye Xiaodao a few words, Yang Xiao got back to the point: "My relationship with Li Nanfang has been tested by blood and fire. You don't need to doubt it. What's more, that scumbag is not a good person. I would have to be sick to pretend to be his sworn brother."
After he finished speaking, Yang Xiao secretly felt ashamed: "I'm getting better and better at lying."
"Brother-in-law is not a scumbag."
"I'll just concede that point," he said, adding, "But now I believe you're my sister-in-law's brother, so I'll reluctantly accept you as my brother-in-law. However, I've never heard of a brother-in-law stealing from his sister-in-law."
"Sweet niece, it's not that your brother-in-law wants to steal from you. It's that if you took this thing, you would be cursed."
Yang Xiao suddenly reached out and hugged Duan Lingxing: "Let's go over there to talk. Brother-in-law, I'm afraid, afraid you'll fall into the water."
After being embraced by her "brother-in-law," Duan Lingxing instinctively wanted to struggle, but a sharp pain in her ribs made her whole body go weak and limp. She could only be half-hugged and half-carried onto the shore.
After reaching the shore and away from the water's edge, Yang Xiao did not let go of Duan Ling.
His right hand, his fingers still circled her waist, and were lightly, shamelessly roving over her little pointed butt.
Yang Xiao felt that only in this way could he be worthy of being called Li Nanfang's brother who shared life and death.
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